Right. This is Lily. Doesn't she look friendly and cute?
To be honest, I think she's in a bit of a drunken stupor from the combination of my attention (I flatter myself), catnip, wrapping paper, crinkly plastic bags and ribbons to slobber on.
What do you imagine she of the lion's mane below might be saying? "I'm two seconds away from ripping you to shreds?" or possibly, "This activity is seriously infringing on my sleeping time. Why are you even home right now?"
That's my ration of holiday disdain to share with everyone. If you need to be put in your place, they hire out. Call 888-my-scorn and they will glare at you over the phone.