Be the hit of the Thanksgiving Feast!

You can be the hit of all the Thanksgiving day festivities if you have a few days' practice with the following highbrow humor. Give it a try! Don't be shy!

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

Why can't you take a turkey to church?

Because they use such FOWL language

What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?

Turkey feathers

What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

The turkey trot

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes - a building can't jump at all

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

How can you make a turkey float?

You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

Boy! I'm stuffed!

Where did the first corn come from?

The stalk brought it

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?

It hugged the shore

What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?

Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.